samedi 23 septembre 2017
La ponte
Envoyé depuis l'application Mail Orange
S3E4... Bastia L'île Rousse : Viva Corsica !! Et... le chat noir !
Après un solide petit petit déjeuner sur une belle place Corse ... et une séance de route plate (la seule, voir profil) rondement menée, Mingo nous a explosé un pneu ... Heureusement il en avait un de rechange... et puis son dérailleur de pédalier s'est desserré, heureusement il avait de quoi le resserrer, et puis 10 kms plus loin, son derailleur arrière a cassé et la chaîne a explosé à 50kms de l'arrivée en pleine pampa Corse.
Heureusement le goret ne se résout jamais à l'abandon ... une réparation de fortune et voilà notre Mingo parti pour 50kms de route Corse sans changement de vitesse er le bougre avançait encore comme un avion !!!
La suite au prochain épisode. ... Que c'est beau la Corse....
Alain
vendredi 22 septembre 2017
S3E3 St Maximin/ St Mandrier les vrais chiffres !
La vérité ? Mes copains comme cochons avaient entendu "étape de récupération " là où il fallait entendre "étape de préparation"..
Certes j'ai commis une erreur d'appréciation...de 50% environ sur le nombre de kms :114 au lieu de "70-80" comme évoqué le matin, mais j'avais presque juste sur le dénivelé : 1400m d+ au lieu de 1300m d+... mais le profil type "dent de requin", outre le fait qu'il séyait parfaitement à nos maillots, nous a permis de nous affûter tels des guerriers ninjas pour la Corse qui arrive.
Je suis donc sûr qu'ils vont me remercier dès aujourd'hui, et non me faire les pires atrocités comme promis par Lunator dont les "jambes de feu" du matin sont devenues du flan l'après midi,
Heureusement l'autre Marco à été gentil avec moi... il a trouvé cette étape "très bien" et juste agréablement "relevée" comme l'aioli du soir au soleil couchant.
Heureusement C'est Mingo qui se charge du trajet désormais,,,, et lui on sait déjà qu'il est pervers !
Biz...
Alain
Les Cochons au complet embarquent....
Après une rude étape de réconciliation et de récupération, tous les gorets sont réunis et embarquent ...
Nous allons envahir la Corse !
Biz
Alain -
S3E3....Rien à ajouter
Avec un aïoli de fou. ..
Bon sinon on a fait 114 kms et 1400md+ mais honnêtement. .. là ... on s'en fiche...
S3E3... Le clash...
Bon j'avoue... j'ai été un chouïa optimiste sur l'étape de récup.. . Elle devait 80kms... elle en fera 110... du coup mes cochons de copains couinent comme si je les avais apporté à l'abattoir.
Faut dire aussi qu'on a pris de bonnes rampes à 15% pour se chauffer les cuisses...
Mais ils m'aiment quand même. .. enfin je crois...
Alain
S3E3... On est bien dans le sud...
En attendant NifNif, NafNaf et NoufNouf. . Les Gorets qui nous retrouvent ce soir à Toulon...
Alain
jeudi 21 septembre 2017
S3E2 ... quelques photos...
Notez : le temps est parfait grâce au Lunator qui s'est bien tripoté le chapelet....
Alain -
Fwd: S3E2 : Savournon ST Maximin / La Sainte Baume....
Pas une étape de guignols : 154 kms et 1060 m d+... le tout à 25,3 de moyenne . Le colonel serait fier de nous.
On a eu TGGV ou Pacific Express : notre doux Maori s'est transformé en guerrier féroce en prenant des relais à 40km/h dans la plaine de la Durance... du coup on est tous un brin carbonisés, mais ce soir on va boire un bon coup pour arroser le soleil qui lui nous a bien arrosé et accompagner toute la journée : Lunator a réglé le thermostat de son chapelet à 26°c c'était parfait....
Bon je vous laisse les bières nous attendent .
Biz.
Alain
mercredi 20 septembre 2017
S3 E1 - trajet du jour
Et ce soir on a mangé comme des rois.. . Affamés !
(bon on avait soif aussi)
Alain
Ça c'est fait. ...
S3E1... Saint Martin d'Uriage / Savournon
136 kms 1960m d+...
Un départ bien frais vers le sud ...une crevaison du Lunator au bout de 20kms... les cochons étaient en gelée, mais le sud est arrivé des que la croix haute a été passé avec brio par les gorets qui rêvaient de se faire griller la couenne !
Et c'est déjà le bonheur de l'aventure partagée ...
On est si bien !
Alain -
mardi 19 septembre 2017
jeudi 14 septembre 2017
dimanche 3 septembre 2017
La devise...
"Les hommes des hauteurs attaquent les routes du Nord et du Sud avec force et courage."
Ici : nos aventures en temps réel et à partir du 20 septembre 2017 en Corse.... 1000 kms et des cochons sauvages, cette épopée s'appelle : "Les 1000 groins".
N'oubliez pas et encouragez nous avec vos commentaires.
signé : les gorets en peloton
Ici : nos aventures en temps réel et à partir du 20 septembre 2017 en Corse.... 1000 kms et des cochons sauvages, cette épopée s'appelle : "Les 1000 groins".
N'oubliez pas et encouragez nous avec vos commentaires.
signé : les gorets en peloton
mercredi 16 avril 2003
Payment from your account.
Greetings!
I have to share bad news with you.
Approximately few months ago I have gained access to your devices, which you use for internet browsing.
After that, I have started tracking your internet activities.
Here is the sequence of events:
Some time ago I have purchased access to email accounts from hackers (nowadays, it is quite simple to purchase such thing online).
Obviously, I have easily managed to log in to your email account (familybouveret.groins@blogger.com).
One week later, I have already installed Trojan virus to Operating Systems of all the devices that you use to access your email.
In fact, it was not really hard at all (since you were following the links from your inbox emails).
All ingenious is simple. =)
This software provides me with access to all the controllers of your devices (e.g., your microphone, video camera and keyboard).
I have downloaded all your information, data, photos, web browsing history to my servers.
I have access to all your messengers, social networks, emails, chat history and contacts list.
My virus continuously refreshes the signatures (it is driver-based), and hence remains invisible for antivirus software.
Likewise, I guess by now you understand why I have stayed undetected until this letter...
While gathering information about you, I have discovered that you are a big fan of adult websites.
You really love visiting porn websites and watching exciting videos, while enduring an enormous amount of pleasure.
Well, I have managed to record a number of your dirty scenes and montaged a few videos, which show the way you masturbate and reach orgasms.
If you have doubts, I can make a few clicks of my mouse and all your videos will be shared to your friends, colleagues and relatives.
I have also no issue at all to make them available for public access.
I guess, you really don't want that to happen, considering the specificity of the videos you like to watch, (you perfectly know what I mean) it will cause a true catastrophe for you.
Let's settle it this way:
You transfer $1650 USD to me (in bitcoin equivalent according to the exchange rate at the moment of funds transfer), and once the transfer is received, I will delete all this dirty stuff right away.
After that we will forget about each other. I also promise to deactivate and delete all the harmful software from your devices. Trust me, I keep my word.
This is a fair deal and the price is quite low, considering that I have been checking out your profile and traffic for some time by now.
In case, if you don't know how to purchase and transfer the bitcoins - you can use any modern search engine.
Here is my bitcoin wallet: 12kieSEdCV4ikxdXXXC23ZsDcNmmKrRmwA
You have less than 48 hours from the moment you opened this email (precisely 2 days).
Things you need to avoid from doing:
*Do not reply me (I have created this email inside your inbox and generated the return address).
*Do not try to contact police and other security services. In addition, forget about telling this to you friends. If I discover that (as you can see, it is really not so hard, considering that I control all your systems) - your video will be shared to public right away.
*Don't try to find me - it is absolutely pointless. All the cryptocurrency transactions are anonymous.
*Don't try to reinstall the OS on your devices or throw them away. It is pointless as well, since all the videos have already been saved at remote servers.
Things you don't need to worry about:
*That I won't be able to receive your funds transfer.
- Don't worry, I will see it right away, once you complete the transfer, since I continuously track all your activities (my trojan virus has got a remote-control feature, something like TeamViewer).
*That I will share your videos anyway after you complete the funds transfer.
- Trust me, I have no point to continue creating troubles in your life. If I really wanted that, I would do it long time ago!
Everything will be done in a fair manner!
One more thing... Don't get caught in similar kind of situations anymore in future!
My advice - keep changing all your passwords on a frequent basis
I have to share bad news with you.
Approximately few months ago I have gained access to your devices, which you use for internet browsing.
After that, I have started tracking your internet activities.
Here is the sequence of events:
Some time ago I have purchased access to email accounts from hackers (nowadays, it is quite simple to purchase such thing online).
Obviously, I have easily managed to log in to your email account (familybouveret.groins@blogger.com).
One week later, I have already installed Trojan virus to Operating Systems of all the devices that you use to access your email.
In fact, it was not really hard at all (since you were following the links from your inbox emails).
All ingenious is simple. =)
This software provides me with access to all the controllers of your devices (e.g., your microphone, video camera and keyboard).
I have downloaded all your information, data, photos, web browsing history to my servers.
I have access to all your messengers, social networks, emails, chat history and contacts list.
My virus continuously refreshes the signatures (it is driver-based), and hence remains invisible for antivirus software.
Likewise, I guess by now you understand why I have stayed undetected until this letter...
While gathering information about you, I have discovered that you are a big fan of adult websites.
You really love visiting porn websites and watching exciting videos, while enduring an enormous amount of pleasure.
Well, I have managed to record a number of your dirty scenes and montaged a few videos, which show the way you masturbate and reach orgasms.
If you have doubts, I can make a few clicks of my mouse and all your videos will be shared to your friends, colleagues and relatives.
I have also no issue at all to make them available for public access.
I guess, you really don't want that to happen, considering the specificity of the videos you like to watch, (you perfectly know what I mean) it will cause a true catastrophe for you.
Let's settle it this way:
You transfer $1650 USD to me (in bitcoin equivalent according to the exchange rate at the moment of funds transfer), and once the transfer is received, I will delete all this dirty stuff right away.
After that we will forget about each other. I also promise to deactivate and delete all the harmful software from your devices. Trust me, I keep my word.
This is a fair deal and the price is quite low, considering that I have been checking out your profile and traffic for some time by now.
In case, if you don't know how to purchase and transfer the bitcoins - you can use any modern search engine.
Here is my bitcoin wallet: 12kieSEdCV4ikxdXXXC23ZsDcNmmKrRmwA
You have less than 48 hours from the moment you opened this email (precisely 2 days).
Things you need to avoid from doing:
*Do not reply me (I have created this email inside your inbox and generated the return address).
*Do not try to contact police and other security services. In addition, forget about telling this to you friends. If I discover that (as you can see, it is really not so hard, considering that I control all your systems) - your video will be shared to public right away.
*Don't try to find me - it is absolutely pointless. All the cryptocurrency transactions are anonymous.
*Don't try to reinstall the OS on your devices or throw them away. It is pointless as well, since all the videos have already been saved at remote servers.
Things you don't need to worry about:
*That I won't be able to receive your funds transfer.
- Don't worry, I will see it right away, once you complete the transfer, since I continuously track all your activities (my trojan virus has got a remote-control feature, something like TeamViewer).
*That I will share your videos anyway after you complete the funds transfer.
- Trust me, I have no point to continue creating troubles in your life. If I really wanted that, I would do it long time ago!
Everything will be done in a fair manner!
One more thing... Don't get caught in similar kind of situations anymore in future!
My advice - keep changing all your passwords on a frequent basis
Inscription à :
Articles (Atom)